I just don't know what to make of this. GVB discusses a new indie rocker, as he often does. The catch: this indie rocker is four years old. I'll be honest, "Cute Papa" isn't a bad song. But she didn't -- couldn't have -- write the music. Somebody clearly said hey, this child's precocious! Let's shove a mic in her hand and produce the hell out of it! It's gimmicky as all hell, and pretty creepy. But I suppose I'm only perpetuating the problematic buzz I'm anticipating by discussing it here. Dammit all.