Still Cruiseazy after all these years

So, yesterday my boss sent me home early from work, for I was looking feverish and tired. I went home, settled in on the couch, and decided to watch Mission Impossible III on demand. I'd been told that it was actually quite enjoyable by several people, so, why not? And, it was! Action, crazy and not at all feasible plotlines, pretty people, great! And Tom Cruise only made me uncomfortable a couple of times! I'd started to think maybe, just maybe, he's not so bad after all.

Then today, I read this. Eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwweeeeee. Yes, definitely just as bad, after all.