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Scene: Matt Lauer interviews Fergie (Ferg) before she goes on stage to promote her new album

Big Matt: So why did you decide to reveal all of your problems with crystal meth right now? (paraphrase)
Fergie: I just wanted this album to be my truth (exact quote)

((goes on to perform "London Bridge" -- whose lyrics are as follows))

Oh shit (oh shit)
Oh shit (oh shit)
Oh shit (oh shit)

Are you ready for this?
Oh shit (oh shit)
Ohhhhh
It's me, Fergie
The Pimp!
Paulo!
Fergie Ferg, what's up, baby?

[Verse 1]

When I come to the club, step aside.
Part the seas, don't be havin' me in the line.
V.I.P., 'cause you know I gotta shine.
I'm Fergie Ferg, and me love you long time

All my girls get down on the floor,

Back to back, drop it down real low.
I'm such a lady, but I'm dancing like a ho,
'Cause you know
I don't give a fuck, so here we go!

[Chorus]
How come everytime you come around,
My London, London bridge, wanna go down like,

London, London, London, wanna go down like,
London, London, London, we goin' down like…

How come everytime you come around,
My London, London bridge, wanna go down like,
London, London, London, wanna go down like,

London, London, London, we goin' down like…

[Bridge]Now As The drinks start pouring,
And my speech start slurring,
Everybody start looking real good.

[Verse 2] Grey goose got your girl feeling loose.

Now I'm wishin' that I didn't wear these shoes. (I hate heels)
It's like everytime I get up on the dew,
Paparazzi put my business in the news.

And I'm like get up out my face, (oh shit)
'fore I turn around and spray your ass with mace. (oh shit)

My lips make you wanna have a taste. (oh shit)
You got that?
I got the bass.

[Chorus]
How come everytime you come around,
My London, London bridge, wanna go down like,
London, London, London, wanna go down like,

London, London, London, we goin' down like…

How come everytime you come around,
My London, London bridge, wanna go down like,
London, London, London, wanna go down like,
London, London, London, we goin' down like…


[Bridge 2}
Aah, da, da, da, da, do, do, do, do
Me like a bullet type, you know they comin' right
Fergie love em' long time
My girls support right?
Aah, da, da, da, da, do, do, do, do
Me like a bullet type you know they comin' right

Fergie lve em' long time
My girls support right?

[Verse 1]
When I come to the club, step aside.
Pop the seats, don't be hatin' me in the line.
V.I.P., 'cause you know I gotta shine.
I'm Fergie Ferg,give me love you long time


All my girls get down on the floor,
Back to back, drop it down real low.
I'm such a lady, but I'm dancing like a ho,
'Cause you know
I don't give a fuck, so here we go!

[Chorus]
How come everytime you come around,

My London, London bridge, wanna go down like,
London, London, London, wanna go down like,
London, London, London, we goin' down like…

How come everytime you come around,
My London, London bridge, wanna go down like,

London, London, London, wanna go down like,
London, London, London, we goin' down like…

Fuck you, bitches.