Things I Should Have Asked Sant For

• Battlestar Galactica DVDs. I know I would love this show, I just haven't had the exposure to it.
  
• New computer speakers. Or someone to rewire my current ones.
  
• Someone to pretend to be me and take my computer to the apple store and spend many hours there till it's actually fixed.
  
• A new DVD player. When you invest $40 into one, it apparently only lives for a year.
  
• A truck full of Zicam and Airborne and anything else that will make this godforsaken cold disappear.
  
• A new stove.