America, You Suck

This week's top ten singles:

1: "Check On It," Beyonce f. Slim Thug
2: "Grillz," Nelly f. Paul Wall, Ali & Gipp
3: "Run It!," Chris Brown
4: "Be Without You," Mary J. Blige
5: "Stickwitu," The Pussycat Dolls
6: "There It Go" (The Whistle Song), Juelz Santana
7: "Don't Forget About Us," Mariah Carey
8: "You're Beautiful," James Blunt
9: "Dirty Little Secrets," The All American Rejects
10: "Laffy Taffy," D4L

Surely human-animal hybrids would have better taste in music.