Cruel & Unusual
Celine Dion comes out on the Oscar stage. To sing. I say "SHIT!", as though I have no choice in the matter and am now forced to endure this hateful creature. Then I remember that I don't! So I mute my tv. But can still hear her, because the apartments above and below me are both also watching the Oscars and didn't decide to drown out the sound of that Canadian abomination.