The Yentas Are After Me

I've reached a sad state of singledom. Not one but two of my mother's friends have recently made efforts to set me up with guys (a conductor one met on a train and the chiropractor son of a dentist). Mom swears she had nothing to do with either. Exactly how pathetic is it that people at large are worried about my lack of a boyfriend? I feel my life slipping a little too quickly into bad romantic comedy territory.