But really, that would have been a better word choice anyway

When I read the following, I read "postmortem" as "postmodern."

Question: You recently scooped that there were going to be five deaths on Lost, and so far there has only been one: Locke's dad.— Marissa
Ausiello: I suck at arithmetic, but I guess that means there'll be at least four more tonight. Someone should double-check my math just to be sure. By the way, head over to the Ausiello Report immediately following tonight's finale for an exclusive postmortem with exec producer Carlton Cuse.