I want to wrestle you so freakin bad

Fellow DCist music writer Chris Snyder points me in the direction of Chris Hansen sound clips. Begin giggling at your desk for the rest of your afternoon: now!

Update: so far this has lead to: discussions of which clip would make the best ring tone/text message alert; google chat away message wars; reading everybody else's non-hansen away messages in a chris hansen tone of voice; so much more!