Black-out Drunks are So Charming

In lieu of introducing himself to my friends and I, at a going away party on Saturday night:

B.O.D.: Hey, how old are you guys?
Me: Excuse me?
B.O.D.: I said, what's up?

(pause)

But if any of you are over 25 I'm going to puke.



I think I'm in love.