Maybe I shouldn't give my friends tequila on week nights anymore.

"Worst morning ever. I went into rock creek park to throw up. Walked into a drug deal. Ran out of the woods through a playground. Where a teacher yelled at me. So,:
a. i didn't get to throw up
b. I witnessed a drug deal
c. I'm probably on a pedophile watch list now"

-Anonymous Bloomingdalien