NORDWANG

me: can i give this a FUCK YES. and, sincerely, this might make me shop there more for the holidays? http://consumerist.com/5408447/nordstrom-continues-to-oppose-christmas-creep

the g: oh good job nordwang.
you are still my favorite dept store
even though your mini nord out at the Sterling Dulles mall is the CRAPS
but then again I just said mall in Sterling so there you go

*Beth: I know you'll object to moving away from "Nordstrom... Scrotum." But, come on. NORDWANG!