Don't you want to buy my house?

Come on, look how nice! Tell your friends! Open house on Sunday!

UPDATE: Apparently Nathan Fillion comes out on the screen and talks to you really loud when you click on that link. This didn't happen to me but it's probably because I wrote this post from a computer with a mouse wheel inside of it. So: due warning. Message still stands though: buy my cute condo! Tell your friends! Speak mandarin there with space cowboys!