"Hey Santi! Amanda's fat!"
So, in the past week, Liz has inadvertantly called me fat, and a hermaphrodite. Should I be concerned? Deconstruct the following exchanges as you see fit.
Monday night, watching House: "You know, a lot of models are hermaphrodites. That's how come they're so tall. No offense!"
Last night, at Unbuckled: "Hey Santi! Amanda's fat!" She claims she was going to talk about how fat Stinker has gotten... just like momma!
Liz, are you trying to tell me something? I mean, more than you've already said to my face?
posted by Blogs t r e t c h @ Friday, February 24, 2006
3 Comments:
haha nooooooooooo
the exchange was supposed to be
"hey santi, amanda's CAT got so fat..." (which is true, and its really really cute)
but then a spoonerism happened.
im sorry!! (hanging head in shame)
but really, a lot of models are hermaphrodites, or so i've read...
You've piqued my curiosity. Which models? I've heard the Jamie Lee Curtis rumor. She's pretty tall.
I don't know, Lizzer - the statement definitely came out as a resounding "Hey Santi, Amanda's fat!" However, to twist things your defese...that statement would be true, if we change the spelling to PHAT.....OOHHHHHHHH snap! ;)
But hey, Amanda - take it as a complement. After all, Lizzer seems to like her women with a little extra meat (remember when she couldn't stop cupping my now J.LO-sized bum at the Red Room that one night?)...hmm.... ;)
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