Things I Learned In Richmond

• There's The Fan, and The Fan Handle
• Only-children dance alone in their bedrooms
• Brown liquor is no longer a good idea
• Some people have sex with kittens, and talk about it in public
• Paul is dead, and also, a pretty big deal
• (Verbal eccentricities) are loads of fun
• Psycho 2 is the one with the shovel upside the head
• The path to salvation can be yours for 12 easy installments of $50
• Maggie Moo's batter ice cream tastes like my hand lotion, in a good way
• The Rat would make an excellent ring tone