Just When You Think It Couldn't Get Any Worse

Some of you may remember this horrific experience that Catherine had a few months ago.

Well, I just had the same experience. Months after that song rose to inexplicable popularity. In the elevator. On the Razor phone of a guy my dad's age. My dad's age! He was definitely the tanning salon kind of middle ager, grasping at all possible straws of youthful cool. In case you're curious, overly tanned middle aged dude, that is not cool. Not cool at all. Consider yourself warned.