To Anyone Who May Have Seen a Suspicious Scene at Lunch Today

Despite appearances, I was not getting proposed to. The ring removal from pocket, box opening, look of happiness, and overly dramatic tear-wipe-off-with-napkin were not an invitation to matrimony. Not for me at least.My friend was showing me the ring intended for his lovely girlfriend. No names will be named, as for elements of surprise and all that, but, congratulations, mystery friend!