Email Exchanges that have me LOLing to my Coworkers' Confusion

me: You were in my dream last night.
j: Howdy, that means we are meant for love without attrition or atrophy.
me: Ha, what? Who talks like that?


b: how's your foot doing?
me: It's good! I had my follow up yesterday and she declared me healed. (ha -- heeled)
b: good i'm glad b/c i totally want to like dance and jump and stuff with you this weekend.