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Wednesday, June 06, 2007

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?

Dan from Le Loup told me this joke, which then lead to a bevy of possible responses. Here are the ones we've got so far. Feel free to leave yours in the comments.

  • Some obscure number you've never heard of.
  • Who cares? The light bulb was better before it changed.
  • At least 5 to scrape enough change together to buy the light bulb in the first place.
  • What, you don't KNOW?


Anonymous tom said...

- however many Pitchfork says it takes to change a light bulb

- who cares? it'll just be another tired rehashing of the way Lou Reed changes light bulbs

- only 3 when they did it at the black cat, but this time through town it took 9 for some reason

5:27 PM  
Blogger ike said...

* Nobody changes lightbulbs since they signed with that major label.

* Two. One to change it in an ironic fashion and one to get it.

* Who can tell through these fake hornrims and manicured scruff?

8:43 PM  

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