A little (a lot?) racier than standard blogstretch fare

Want this. Want it now. But, in the grand tradition of anytime I've ever bought anything with the intention of putting it to sexy use (ling/erie, the big box of condo/ms, stupid shit at a se/x to/y party*), it would almost certainly usher in a very boring era in my bedroom. So for the sake of getting any anytime soon, I'll refrain.

*The precise item I was thinking of was guessed correctly with no other hints by Kate when IMing about this topic. Apparently thr/oat num/bing gel is a widely purchased, seldom used product.

After-the-fact google proofing added because of an astounding leap in hits within first five minutes of posting this.