OK Urban Outfitters, What Gives?

These shirts. I do not understand them. First of all, nobody that weighs more than 120 pounds could possibly pull one of these things off. Or, pull one on, as it were. And negating the option of a bra, let's slice that down to a cool, slight and (likely) 14-year-old 110 lbs max. And that's probably pushing it.

And don't even get me started on this. Belly shirts were an evil, evil part of the early 90s that I hope never to see again. This tunic top thing we've had going lately, it's good! Let's keep the tunics alive!

But, I do applaud your Walkmen-inspired shorts.