Oh noes. I am doomed.
A new study on laughter says that people who laugh more, die sooner:
... [I]t appears that cheerful people actually live less long than their gloomier peers, perhaps because they are too jolly to worry about their aches and pains. It may be true, as the proverb says, that he who laughs last laughs longest. But it seems that he who laughs longest does not last.
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