Why can't we record our dreams yet? Come on, science!

Recently in dreamland I have written two awesome original songs, and one Abba/M.I.A. mashup, and they were all really freakin great and I want to hear them again. But unfortunately science is slacking and hasn't yet given me the ability to re-watch dreams or put them on the internet. If it did, I'd also show you all the infestation of inch long bulldogs that I dreamt were crawling all over the plants in my window boxes they other night. OMG miniature puppies so cute.