DALLAS (AP) - Terrence Newman's new instructional video, "Zero Coverage Skills," is due for release today and will feature footage of his inability to stick with 52-year-old Redskin James Thrash. Thrash is rumored to smoke Newports in addition to bitch ass cornerbacks. The video will also feature Santana Moss burning Newman's ass on a little stop-and-go action.
In other Cowboys filmography news, the much anticipated re-release of receiver Terrell Owens' prior work, "How to Throw Your Quarterback Under a Bus and Otherwise Fuck Up Team Chemistry," has been updated with new footage of Sunday's postgame press conference. Owens, individually manhandled by the Redskins' Shawn Springs, had not previously thrown his current quarterback, Tony Romo, under any buses and even wept publicly on his behalf following a commonplace Cowboys' loss in the playoffs last year.
It was a huge huge huge win. We left 4 TDs on the field and settled for field goals. It could have been an even bigger rout for us, had those been TDs. The time of possession was huge too, 38 mins to 22. We had no pass rush at all, 0 sacks, Romo had all day to throw, and somehow the defensive backs held their receivers in check. Marion Barber did dick too, like 30 yards.
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DALLAS (AP) - Terrence Newman's new instructional video, "Zero Coverage Skills," is due for release today and will feature footage of his inability to stick with 52-year-old Redskin James Thrash. Thrash is rumored to smoke Newports in addition to bitch ass cornerbacks. The video will also feature Santana Moss burning Newman's ass on a little stop-and-go action.
In other Cowboys filmography news, the much anticipated re-release of receiver Terrell Owens' prior work, "How to Throw Your Quarterback Under a Bus and Otherwise Fuck Up Team Chemistry," has been updated with new footage of Sunday's postgame press conference. Owens, individually manhandled by the Redskins' Shawn Springs, had not previously thrown his current quarterback, Tony Romo, under any buses and even wept publicly on his behalf following a commonplace Cowboys' loss in the playoffs last year.
It was a huge huge huge win. We left 4 TDs on the field and settled for field goals. It could have been an even bigger rout for us, had those been TDs. The time of possession was huge too, 38 mins to 22. We had no pass rush at all, 0 sacks, Romo had all day to throw, and somehow the defensive backs held their receivers in check. Marion Barber did dick too, like 30 yards.
Ohh yeah, I wore my jersey to work today.
he's a good luck baby.
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