Open Letter to MySpace Users #2

Dear Slutty MySpace Chicks,

I know you've got a job to do, and that job is to get people to pay to go to your Slutty Chick Porn Site. But just as it says in that little box on the left there, I'm straight. See? It also says that I'm here for friends, not slutty 20 year old internet porn. So, keep on doin what you gotta do to pay the bills, but I don't have any interest in being your "friend," or "paid subscriber." So, just to be clear, I will not be accepting any of your friend requests. That's nice that you think I seem "sweet" and a "great girl," but, thanks but no thanks.

Love,
Amanda

(Open Letter #1, for reference)