I have excellent hygiene!
According to my dentist. He was very impressed with my toothbrushing skillz. Which I'm now oddly proud of. And he's really, really happy that I use Colgate Total. Quote of the day: "It doesn't matter if you go rotary or manual, just as long as you're movin' plaque."
Also: odd -- a teeth cleaning seems to have significantly dissipated my hangover. Rock.