A beginning and an end
Today is a good day! After months of trying, I've finally been able to get appointments to fix my computer and iPod. All s t r e t c h, all the time to commence shortly.
However, I'm fairly sure that "My Humps" winning a Grammy is a sign of the impending apocalypse, so I may not be able to use my newly fixed computer for very long.
UPDATE: Stephen Colbert weighs in on this absurdity.