Dear My Boss

This kind of letter -- not going to make me freak out LESS.

With all of the construction happening these days we are disrupting some natural habitats. Please be aware if you see a spider. Some spiders can be very dangerous, so if you do see one, please don't panic or try and save it. Please step away from the area and let me know. We have talked to building management and I will have more information this afternoon.
Thanks.