This Morning

I had on the Today show, as I sometimes do (when I'm not watching Saved By The Bell or music videos), and before cutting to a commercial the teaser was, "Women Who've Lost Half Their Weight." Clearly, either they read the wrong teaser or cued up the wrong picture before departing, because the accompanying image was: a kid sitting on top of a dead shark with a bloody mouth.

Also, while driving to work, I saw a truck transporting a big, pink coffin on the beltway. I will spend the rest of the day imagining the life of the person who requested a pink coffin.