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Friday, May 20, 2005

Free Missy!!

Our beloved Missy Souk is in trouble with the law. An uppety neighbor of Tony & Felicia's called the cops because Missy was unleased. Not doing anything crazy, just unleashed. Damn the man! Save the American Bulldog! Free Missy!!

Tony is meeting with the "animal cop" as we speak. Let's all keep our hopes up for this wonderful pooch.


Anonymous jenna said...

WHAT?! That is just awful, missy is just a big girl who thinks she's little. She's just a voluptuous puppy! i'll do anything i can

11:55 AM  
Blogger Tony said...

I have just spoken with the kind, decent, and extremely gay officer Cole. Following the model of modern U.S. diplomatic policy, we were able craft a plan of action to include Missy kill-attacking the throats of all future complainers, thus depriving said complainers of their ability to scream as the honourable Otis devours the diminutive genitalia of each. Implementation is set for this evening, with pictures of body dismemberment and desecration to follow soon after. Thanks to all for your love and support!

1:29 PM  
Anonymous charlotte said...

...sounds like the neighbors are out to get you. i can't wait to move in :(

2:09 PM  
Blogger Wombat Esq. said...

plead insanity, it's a never fail defense

7:30 PM  

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