So good

UPDATE 2: Alyssa and I discuss the aftermath (49 comments and counting) ~

v o x x y m i a: goodness what have we started
v o x x y m i a: see what happens when we go out together
v o x x y m i a: stirrin up trouble
mads t r e t c h: i mean for serious, that comment thread is OUT of control
mads t r e t c h: class wars, regional disputes
mads t r e t c h: shit's nasty!
v o x x y m i a: got everybody goin for jugulars
mads t r e t c h: haha
v o x x y m i a: throat chops
v o x x y m i a: indian burns
mads t r e t c h: wet willies
v o x x y m i a: harsh
mads t r e t c h: wicked harsh
v o x x y m i a: the floodgates really are open
v o x x y m i a: popped collars get people fired up
mads t r e t c h: the popped collars started a flood, and now i've gotta wear highwaters
v o x x y m i a: we brought it on ourselves
v o x x y m i a: good call though
v o x x y m i a: now we back out of the room quietly and let them duke it out
mads t r e t c h: seriously, when we put the magical ingredients of you, me, dc, your camera and liquor together - unimaginable thigns happen
v o x x y m i a: that is a deadly cocktail
mads t r e t c h: deadly good though, deadly good
v o x x y m i a: oh yes i mean that as a compliment
v o x x y m i a: haha
mads t r e t c h: hahaha
mads t r e t c h: because we work in a world of terminology more appropriate for international spies than mere vienna bred hustlers
v o x x y m i a: ah yes
v o x x y m i a: i ain't from vienna
v o x x y m i a: but that is where i honed my skillz
mads t r e t c h: and you know this
v o x x y m i a: we are thorough and deadly
mads t r e t c h: we can shoulder tap, hollar, shop, and get in and out of trouble faster and with greater aplomb than most
v o x x y m i a: and leave no trace
v o x x y m i a: its a gift really
v o x x y m i a: but we must choose to use our powers for good or for evil
v o x x y m i a: i'm pretty sure stumbling around dc drunk and stirring up dcist message boards is all in the name of good though
mads t r e t c h: i think so far so good. we opened up bartenders' eyes to the beauty of not kicking girls out of the bar (which leads to charming conversation). we showed the drivers of dc how to not hit pedestrians. we opened up the lines of communication across the city. yes, so, all in the name of good i'm pretty certain.
v o x x y m i a: ah yes i almost forgot the bartenders and the power of sharon stone

UPDATE: I floated this little gem over to DCist and it's opened the floodgates for comments. Most excellent.


collardown
Originally uploaded by AMattos.

Thanks to the solid memory of Alyssa's camera, I was reminded of this remarkable sign outside St Ex on Friday night. I'm pretty sure that sign would actually be illegal in Charlottesville.