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Thursday, April 20, 2006

The Drunk Amanda Column

The DCist list serve is almost always a source of enjoyment throughout the day. In a recent discussion of a possible kegger, a new feature called Drunk Amanda was proposed. The suggested topics thus far include:

  • "Drunk Amanda Interviews Adrian Fenty"
  • "Drunk Amanda Attends Committee of the Whole Meeting"
  • "Drunk Amanda Eats Sun Chips on Steps of the National Cathedral"
  • "Drunk Amanda Speaks With LaRouche Supporters"
  • "Drunk Amanda Rides a Segway"

The last has proved to be the popular favorite. Now I open it up to you, those who are familiar with Drunk Amanda and can thus speak to things she'd be entertaining discussing, or topics that you think a generally Drunk Amanda should take on. Go!


Blogger ike said...

"Drunk Amanda posts cat pictures to flickr"
"Drunk Amanda Liberates the whole damn Dance Party"
"Drunk Amanda finds a member of The Bravery wearing her unmentionables"
"Drunk Amanda, in the conservatory, with the wrench"

5:02 PM  
Anonymous Becky said...

"(Still) Drunk Amanda leaves a dude at her house to go get a bagel!"
"Drunk Amanda shows up to a formal event in totally rad 80s gear!"
"Drunk Amanda gets splotchy!"
"Drunk Amanda dons ghetto fabulous gear and drinks a 40!"
"Drunk Amanda ices down her hickey with a bottle of schnapps!"

5:12 PM  
Anonymous Becky said...

"Drunk Amanda brings a bourbon and Coke to the library and wears her drunkenness on her sleevelessness!"

5:58 PM  
Blogger Blogs t r e t c h said...

Ha, "I think I'm wearing my drunkenness on my sleevelessness" is still probably the funniest thing I've ever said, drunk or sober.

11:38 AM  

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