What's in a name?

I had a really hard time choosing between "links t r e t c h" (following my standard naming format) and "madl i n k s" (yet another screen name spin off). So, assign whichever you like better to this post, and happy clicking.

• I'm Hermione Black. What's your Wizard Name? My name confuses me quite a bit, cause Serius Black is dead, so Hermione can't marry him to get his last name....
• If I were an evil ruler....
• And other goodness from findcliches.com
  
• If you haven't heeded one of my 18 other suggestions today...
• Boy On A Stick & Slither: Always amusing
• Apparently, madame waifette has finally dumped my crackheaded photo twin
• Thanks to Trent for this disturbing shot of an L.Lohan/P.Anderson lip lock
  
• Thanks to Fark for bringin the science of the feline pallet, though the late great Corky's affinity for freshly baked chocolate chip cookies seems to disagree
• I LOVE Slate's Ad Report Card. Here's why.
  
• Ahhh, fun with translation
• Thanks to Overheard In New York for these gems: 1 2 3 4 5
  
• Also always funny, bash.org
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And because he's hilarious:

Noboa99: the presbyterian chrurch bit got me
mads t r e t c h: i didn't make it that far down before closing the window
mads t r e t c h: so ADD
Noboa99: File 607 Error - Blonde joke not found