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Wednesday, February 06, 2008


I used to watch Nip/Tuck. I watched this season's premier. Let my DVR record the next few, never watched them, then decided to let this one go. It's always been completely off the meds, but it's gone from edgy and compelling to pure shock value in the past few seasons. For some reason I just decided to read some recaps of this season so far, and my sweet holy god. Topics covered in the 3 episodes I've read about: a woman defecating in a hot tub, scientology leading to meth addiction in a couple with a new born baby, said meth addicted father doing gay porn to make drug money, straight to lesbian to straight to lesbian to i have no idea, a high school girl who is an evil sloot who lost her virginity to a horse and got her hymen reconstructed and is coaching a younger girl in how to be bulimic, a wealthy plastic surgeon deciding to turn tricks for L.A.'s wealthy and batshit nutty older women, an eagle attacking Rosie O'Donnell's face while she hanglides, yet another person switching between sexual orientations like it's a hair color, and much, much more. I am really glad I stopped watching this show. And yet, I can't seem to stop reading these recaps.


Anonymous Becks said...

OMG, Dave and I were talking about that at Kay and Kate's party the other week. IT'S SO RIDICULOUS. I keep telling myself that I need to delete this off my TiVo and yet I don't AND YET I keep watching it. IT'S SO TERRIBLE.

Really, we should have known after the season with the "I can't be the rapist! I was born without a penis!" twist ending.

12:42 AM  
Anonymous Becks said...

OMG! I just thought of something else and had to come back here an leave another comment. When I left the first one, I remembered that last week's episode was so absurd it left all of the other ones in the dust (I know, saying a lot) but forgot why -- this crazy fake-agent stalker lady killed her rival by going all Build-A-Bear on his ass and suffocating him by FILLING HIM WITH STUFFING.

7:47 PM  
Blogger Blogs t r e t c h said...

I almost updated this post after I finally got to reading that episode recap. Was it as completely and totally inexplicably nutters as it sounded?

8:19 PM  

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