Hilarious.

Couldn't resist sharing this. I'm sitting here, reading Spin, and there's an article about Tommy Lee's recent trip to college (for the sake of an NBC reality show). He apparently blogged (for a short 4 days). The whole thing is worth reading, but I'm just going to share the final day with you, because...sweet jeebus is it hilarious:

September 1, 2004: fuck, dude. this place is wack. nobody knows how to party. like, today i meet these two dudes in the quad, and they seemed dope and they had trucker hats and they start telling me how they had this INSANE experience last night, and i'm mlike, "fuck yeah, boys, word me up." so they tell me this lame-ass story about how they started drinking right after class, and then they smoked some weed, and then they went to this frat party and they ended up making out with two drunk girls at the same time, and then one of them got a hand job. i'm like, "are you kidding me? two girls for two guys? one time in '87, nikki sixx and i shared six girls in 20 minutes, and two of them had pussies completely filled with uncut cocaine. AND we injected liquid vicodin into our lungs with syringes, AND we buried a policeman alive, AND we used dynamite to blow up a cow." and this all went down BEFORE the show.

Lordy, that's gonna return some weird google hits.