Football, Scientologists & Drew Barrymore

• The comprehensive guide to Clinton Portis' press conference costumes
• Drivel from the mindless heiress
• Elect Art Monk!
• I'm pretty sure I don't actually believe this.
• If you still haven't seen the Scientology episode of Southpark, you can watch the whole thing here.
• The mysterious Katie Holmes baby bump analyzed.
  
• Drew pokes fun at her own knockers. And has sex in public bathrooms.
• Heart warming news from the penguin world!
• "Stinky the pelican," huh? Let's not forget who the real Stinker is.
  
• Super creepy Craigs List missed connection, down on the farm.
  
• Super angry MC.
  
• Super pointless and feckless MC.