"He Was Injured Bad"

• Thank you, Tyler, for introducing me to the video that's been making me cry from laughing so hard all afternoon.
  
• This truly brave post is the kind of thing that makes things like this even more disgusting.
  
• Hilariousness, courtesy of dirty sugar. The Vince Vaughn parts are, not surprisingly, the funniest. Even in stills where the words aren't his own, he's the funniest guy at the party.
  
• Wai wai wait a minute. Britney Spears, mega ultra money having pop star (piece of trash) shops at Forever 21?
  
• Jake Gyllenhaal named his dog Atticus?!?! Great, now I love him even MORE!