Just having returned from Chili's for lunch, I'm now drenched in Restaurant Smell. I hate Restaurant Smell. It's the greasy-smokey-foody stench that clings to every available fiber after you spend any time whatsoever in some dining establishments, usually chains for some reason. Its heavy, onerous presence plagued me when I worked at Outback in high school, having to dry clean my pea coats every couple of weeks, and using so much febreeze that I'm now loathe to that smell too. There are few things I react to this adversely, but sweet merciful crap I really hate Restaurant Smell.